tHe SiTuAtIoN !

While, I was waiting in line, at McDonalds, with Michelle Obama, Lady Gaga, and Melinda I notice that Michelle had lost the keys to the White House. So I said to her,” Michelle where are your keys?”

In shock she answered me and said,” I don’t know you have to help me find them, or Barack is going to be mad.” While Melinda stood in line and ordered our food, we took off to look for the keys we search McDonalds high and low.

Then all of a sudden Lady Gaga sang out,” Hey you didn’t get out of the car with your keys so they might still be in there.” So calmly we all sat down at the table and ate our food, we talked about everything including what was going on in the White house, also about Melinda in her new movie, and Lady Gaga preformed a sample of her new song for us.

Since we were finished eating we all went to the car, of course I was driving. We all looked around inside of the car for Michelle keys, but no one saw them so we retraced our steps. We went back to the mall where they bought me a whole new wardrobe. When we went back into all the different stores, Michelle jumped over the counter and yelled at the people,” If you don’t find my keys I can’t get into my house and if I can’t get into my house, Obama is going to send out a search party, and then he is going to become distracted from his work and we don’t want that now do we.”

The cashier said to her in fear,” No we don’t want that, at all.” All of a sudden she made an order for the mall to be put on emendate lockdown. Once the mall was on lockdown Michelle ordered Lady Gaga to call a search team together. Next, she ordered for Melinda and me to begin looking in the other stores that we visited once before. Once everyone and the whole store was searched we unlocked the doors and left, but before we left we asked that no one told we were there, and they did as we asked.

Now that we’d released all the people from the mall we headed to the movie set where we picked up Melinda. We all got out of the car and started searching all the movie sets we’d been to. We were on some of the sets so long that they asked us to be in the movies, but when all the fun was over we still had no keys to. So Melinda stayed on the set and continued the search. While leaving the set, we made a promise that we would come back and finish the movies that we started.

So we got back into the car and headed for the FedEx Form where Lady Gaga was performing live on stage, but before we made it there Gaga made a call to have the FedEx Form cleared out. When we arrived they had a red carpet pulled out and I walked in as if I was royalty. I yelled back to the fans,” I love you too; yes thank you, thank you!” In the middle of my third thank you I was pulled in by Michelle who was extremely upset.

She said to me,” You may thank your fans later, but right now help me find my keys!” All of a sudden her phone rang. “Hello,” she answered fearing it was her husband,” I did really, are you serious okay thank you honey love you I’ll be home soon.” She took the phone off of her ear and look at us smirking,” You’ll never believe where my keys are.”

We paused and look at her,” Where are they?”

Laughing she said,” Call Melinda and tell her the search if off, my keys are at home on the sink of the bathroom.” We all laughed as we walked out and I continued to thank the people, for no reason I have just always wanted to do that, but anyway we got back inside the car after we sign autographs, picked Melinda up and rode off to the mall to buy more clothes.