Am I Lying ??

#1

It was in early July and my church was having our annual convention. So we held it in the Holiday Inn Select’s grand ball room, as always, and everyone rents a room so that all of the churches can fellowship in one place. During the time between Saturday’s evening and night service, my brothers, cousins, and I decide to go to the gym. So while we were at the gym and I drank a lot of water.

I keep saying to them I have to use the bathroom lets leave before I use it on myself. Then finally, they got up so we can leave, but I ran ahead so that I could use one of the member’s bathrooms. So I got on the elevator and it was moving very slow so I was bouncing up and down. When I got off it was the wrong floor so I had to get back on the elevator and go down one. The only thing that made the situation worst was that the elevator bounced up and down when it stopped. So I ran off and made it to the door without urinating on myself.

I bang and bang on the door ,it seemed like it, took them forever to answer. When they open the door I spoke, came in and went to the bathroom. Sad to say I didn’t make it in time. Right there in the middle of their bathroom I used it on myself. When I walked out I saw my cousins and brother and they all began to question me about what happen. So I stopped and thought about what I was going to say finally, I open my mouth and said I was trying to drink out of the ice bucket, but it spilled on my pants. So they laughed at me. Finally we all went back to the lobby, but while on the elevator they began to smell the stench coming from me so they all began pointing and saying that is not water you used it on yourself. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

#2

Ice and snow was everywhere, but that did not stop my brothers and I. We went outside with the garbage can top and slid down the biggest hill in our back yard. We took turns sliding down the hill laughing. While I was laughing the top began to spin around, and I was facing backwards. While I was backwards gravity began to pull my face towards the snow. While gravity was pulling my face down it began to rub against the snow. When I got up at the bottom of the hill I had a face and mouth full of snow. After I wipe the snow off of me, I got up and pick up the top ran back up the hill, and started all over again.

This time when I went down the hill and I fell completely off. The snow was all in my pants, my shirt, and even in my hair. It was so funny that my brothers and I are still laughing about it now.

#3

It was a warm, bright, and a sunny day outside. So I decide to take my bike outside for a ride. Before I went outside, my mother told me not to leave the drive way. I ran outside and as soon as I got out there I got on my bike and took off like the wind.

While, I was riding I notice my brother came outside with me so we were riding in circles. Round and round we went playing tag. So I stopped going in circles and began going up and down the drive way.

So all of a sudden my brother challenged me to a race. I took the offer and Edward stood in the middle of us and said, “On your mark get set, get ready, go.” I took off like lighting and came back around, and won the race. After the race we rode our bike under the car port, where my father had a pile of mulch.

So naturally my brother was like I dare you to ride up and over the pile. Since I was such a dare devil I back up and went over the pile in the air and did two spins. Well in the end he won because when I came down I land on my behind and was crying like a little baby. Now that I look back though I laugh about it all the time.