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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Wisconsin Memorial, National Military Park, Vicksburg, Missippi, also known as home of the heathens. If you are ever in Wisconsin exit as quickly as you can or you will become mistaken as a heathen. How do I know you ask? Well, let me tell you…

My friend Alexis decide to take a trip to Wisconsin to see her aunt little did she know about it. All they knew was that they had an aunt who had move, but before she left she was grounded in the Lord. So Alexis and her family left got there everything seemed fine. Until, they saw their Aunt Lisle reading the Bible, speaking in tongues, and even praying. You are probably saying to yourself what wrong with her doing that well keep reading.

As we continued to walk in the house we heard Jay-Z playing in the background, she had black and mild in one hand, and a beer in the other. Alexis and her family continued to walk through the house. They looked through her CDs, and everything else. Just to find out that she was doing all this for a show. Alexis’s mother began to question Aunt Lisle. The aunt paused looked at her and said,” This is the way we do it in Wisconsin,” she took a sip of her beer looked at them once more and said,” That is the only reason I moved down here and everyone knows that.”

Fasten Alexis and her family got on the next plane out of there, and vowed never to go to Wisconsin again. Unless, you wanted to be known as a heathen for years to come. Once Alexis got home she ran to me and told me everything. She closed my cover, lock me up, and place me back in my place. Now all of you see never go to Wisconsin.

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